Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
Just like to start out, if I might, by mentioning up front that I'm German. I know there's a lot of baggage that goes along with my saying that. I...
It's so unfair because I go out of my way not to treat women like objects and end up having to treat objects like women.
I don't get out that much now that I've become a single father. Let me just use this opportunity to just warn some of the guys in the audience:...