Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
I'm at that age right now where all my friends are getting married, and I'm just getting drunk.
I started dating this guy that I've known for a long time, and I thought, 'Oh, this'll be so great, we've been friends for a while,' until he gave...
I have a roommate. Her name is Cathy. She's petite. 'Petite' is the French word for 'whore.'