Jokes

Doug Benson: Seven Days in Las Vegas

If you ever go to Las Vegas, and you will, just go for a few days. I was there recently for seven days, seven days in Vegas. After I blew all my...

Posted: 11/02/2008

Cheap Trick Payback

A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known for prostitution picks up a hooker.

After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Damon Wayans: Suicide Bombers

I just don't understand how they get the people to blow themselves up. That's a tough sell. They say, what -- 15 virgins, or something like that,...

Posted: 10/30/2008

The Best Pub for Free Drinks

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman sit in a pub and discuss the best pubs around.

The Englishman says, "There's a pub in the West...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Michael Kosta: German Girlfriend

I have a German girlfriend, and it's weird for me because I'm American. I love America. So, whenever we have sex, I feel like I'm cheating on the...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Scott Thompson: Why Americans Hate the French

Americans hate France. You don't know French people. It's mostly based on a story you heard about a friend's friends who went to Paris, who had a...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Switcheroo

A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil greets him.

"You may choose which room you wish to enter. Whichever you choose, the person in that room...

Posted: 10/30/2008

College Pride

A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red “H” on her chest. “How did you get...

Posted: 10/30/2008

Pressing Against

A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I almost had an affair with a woman."

The priest asks, "What do you mean...

Posted: 12/01/2008

Barry Sobel: Airport Food

It's the airport. It's like playing 'Wheel of Fortune': 'For $7,500, may I have the nachos, please? I was thinking about that home in Versailles,...

Posted: 11/02/2008