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Adele Givens has appeared on the following Comedy Central shows:

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Russell PetersThe 18th letter forever!!! http://pic.gd/329df38:08 PM Today

Kyle CeaseA review of my Standup Bootcamp from a reporter who was there. http://bit.ly/2nflvt7:37 PM Today

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Russell PetersI'm going to Disney Land with @djkbreezy @urboyblaze, Sammy and Wifey!6:31 PM Today

chaddaniels34I know I'm not good looking, but can someone please explain Sarah Jessica Parker?6:25 PM Today

Rhys DarbyThanks ChCh. That leg was pure joy all round. Next stop New Plymouth and the goal tonight is fish n chips on the beach yo... Darn girl ah oh6:15 PM Today

mitchfatelFact about Mitch: Lost my virginity on a bathroom floor at a party when I was 16. Still get hard when I smell Lysol today.6:10 PM Today

Mike Birbigliathanks boston. my only regret is when i had a post-show dinner at maggiano's & i dropped on my pants a meatball the size of a football.6:02 PM Today

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Michael Ian BlackI'm not saying it's right but I definitely understand why some animals eat their young.5:34 PM Today

Adele Givens - Loan

Neither a borrower nor a lender be.

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Posted: 05/27/02
Views: 5,736

Adele Givens - Designer Clothes

Buying designer clothes.

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Posted: 05/27/02
Views: 3,229

Adele Givens - $16,000 Watch

Adele knows how to get the time without spending a nickel.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,952

Adele Givens - Emergency Broadcast System

9/11 is what the emergency broadcast system guy had been preparing for all along.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (536)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,202

Adele Givens - Common Sense

Adele doesn't do the designer thing.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 785

Adele Givens - Talk Shows

They'd have to make up different categories to get Adele on a talk show.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 764

Adele Givens - Poetry

Adele reads a poem to Re-Re.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 690

Adele Givens - Osama Time

Osama time is no time to fly.

Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (664)

Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 551

Adele Givens: Worried About Flying

This is my personal favorite: 'You can't control fate. When it's your time, you've got to go.' Yeah, well what if it's the bitch sitting next to...

Tags: travel (276), death (166), flying (96)

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: To All the Salesgirls

I know I'm not buying anything, and you know I'm not buying anything, but I want to know how much the sh*t I'm not buying costs.

Tags: money (431), shopping (135), Adele Givens (5)

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: $16,000 Watch

For a $16,000 watch, that second hand ought to act like a damn second hand. For $16,000 that hand ought to jump off the watch and give you a...

Tags: sports (623), money (431), shopping (135)

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: Alligator Shoes

I priced a pair of alligator shoes at $2,000. That's $1,000 a foot, $200 a toe -- add it up.

Tags: money (431), shopping (135), Adele Givens (5)

Posted: 05/26/2002

Adele Givens: Can't Let Kids Watch TV

Nowadays, you can't let your kids watch TV. You don't know what's happening -- a breast might pop out, somebody might lick somebody. It's like,...

Tags: pop culture (770), kids (630), Adele Givens (5)

Posted: 05/26/2002