Male honesty is only acceptable to other males.
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Marriage was invented by a woman.
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.
There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts.