Marriage was invented by a woman.
Adam learned how to communicate from his father.
Abraham Lincoln wanted to end the Civil War, but his wife forced him to take her out.
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
Women refuse to tell men what they're doing wrong.
There's something about a sleeping man that drives women nuts.