Q: Why was the guy so downhearted after his midget girlfriend
dumped him?
A: Because he was nuts over her.
Posted: 12/01/2008
I got into an argument with a girl inside a tent. That's a bad
place for an argument, 'cause then I tried to walk out and slam the flap.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I
either have to move, paint or buy something.
Posted: 10/30/2008
Did you ever argue in a relationship so much, that's how you
remember where you were -- 'Didn't we argue here once?'
Posted: 10/30/2008
Trying to find one woman that I can spend the rest of this
weekend with.
Posted: 10/30/2008
I sucked at being single; I was a horrible dater. I used to get
phone calls on Friday night: 'John -- hi, it's Blockbuster video. It's nine o'clock...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I answer personal ads. I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I think
I'm the only one that answers them in the negative. Like, I'll call up and be like,...
Posted: 10/30/2008
My love life is like a fairy tale -- it's grim.
Posted: 10/30/2008
How to Impress a Woman:
compliment her,
kiss
her,
caress her,
love her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hold her,
spend money on...
Posted: 12/01/2008
-- Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name"
cards.
-- If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game,...
Posted: 12/01/2008