I love my brothers, but I would not want to share a kidney, a
spleen and a liver with them. Two Irish guys, one liver?
Posted: 10/30/2008
My mom's American Indian; my dad's from Ireland. There's a
drinking problem waiting to happen.
Posted: 10/30/2008
My family actually had an intervention. They were like, 'Hey,
listen, we're Irish Catholic. What's this quitting sh*t? You're breaking your...
Posted: 10/30/2008
My grandfather is from Ireland. His name is Florence McCarthy.
He moved to New York in 1920. They used to beat him up because his name was...
Posted: 10/30/2008
I think the holidays are important because that's when you go
home and do some alcoholic drinking and compulsive overeating with your dysfunctional...
Posted: 11/03/2008
They were persecuted at the turn of the century by the U.S.
government -- that's right: Prohibition.
Posted: 11/02/2008
You kids today with your water. When we were kids we didn't
have water. We used to suck the fluid out of mud, and we were grateful for that fluid.'
Posted: 10/30/2008
We had our family tree done. Turns out I'm a quarter gay on my
father's side.
Posted: 10/30/2008
That's like having to be Mike Hitler during the height of Nazi
Germany. You're Mike Hitler. You work at a bakery. You're just trying to make ends...
Posted: 10/30/2008
You look at our grandparents' generation, and they're a much
tougher people than us. My grandfather went through the war, the Depression. He came...
Posted: 10/30/2008