Marijuana doesn't get you high.
Filed under: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), imitations (770)
Views: 823
Posted: 05/12/1994
A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), food (790), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,794
A.J. Jamal - White Girls
Sisters can be rough.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), men/women (987), ethnic (813)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,689
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,609
A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), crime (412)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,592
A.J. Jamal - Crime
A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), ethnic (813)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,581
A.J. Jamal - Background Singer
Background singers have the coolest gig.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 1,543
A.J. Jamal - Gangs
In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 1,451
A.J. Jamal - Cars
God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (770), crime (412)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,430
A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), health (956), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 1,417
A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly
A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (813), sports (618)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,382
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (852)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 7,958
Ngaio Bealum - Dork
Ngaio was too big of a geek to cuss.
Tags: Ngaio Bealum (2), ethnic (813), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 359
A.J. Jamal - On the Phone With Family
Grandmas take too long on the answering machine and end up leaving nine messages.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), imitations (770), family (664)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 858
Deon Cole - Getting Deep
It would be cool to have special powers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,444
Greer Barnes - Stoned
The first time Greer got stoned, he was threatened by a roach.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), sex (1269), ethnic (813)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 4,738
Gene Pompa - Muerte the Assassin
Gene Pompa is sick of auditioning for roles where he has to act like a criminal.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), ethnic (813), drugs (630)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 255
A.J. Jamal - Family Values
Parents who have been together for a long time can argue about two different things at once.
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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 803
A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), health (956), imitations (770)
Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 1,417
A.J. Jamal - Discipline
Kids today don't get whippings.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), kids (828), imitations (770)
Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,330
A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (852), kids (828)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,609
