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A.J. Jamal

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A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

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Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,794

A.J. Jamal - White Girls

Sisters can be rough.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,690

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,609

A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.

The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.

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Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,592

A.J. Jamal - Crime

A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,581

A.J. Jamal - Background Singer

Background singers have the coolest gig.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 1,543

A.J. Jamal - Gangs

In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.

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Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 1,451

A.J. Jamal - Cars

God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,430

A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents

A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.

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Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 1,417

A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly

A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.

Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), ethnic (813), sports (618)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,382

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A.J. Jamal: Worshipped Animals

I'm a vegetarian. We worshipped animals when we were growing up 'cause my mother was a cow. I'm kidding -- my father loves that joke.

Posted: 05/30/1994

A.J. Jamal: Tarzan

Didn't you like those old shows, like 'Tarzan'? Remember 'Tarzan'? Story about a white guy who grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood?

Posted: 05/30/1994

A.J. Jamal: Big Butt

I like a big butt, though. I like a butt so big you can sit a clock radio and a drink on it.

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: After Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was...

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless

Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, 'Will work for...

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: The Darker You Are

They said the darker you were, you know, you were further away from the slave house. I learned that! The light-skinned people, they say, there was...

Posted: 07/26/1993

A.J. Jamal: Watching You

You ever go into a store, and they're watching you? Watching you. White people stealing stuff -- walking out with couches, refrigerators,...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy!

I'm sweating like a black man on 'Jeopardy.'

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Make a Way

I've been walking for a half a mile -- I'm tired. I'm looking at a car that's running with the keys in it. My first impression was 'Lord, I said...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: At the Bank

You seen white people goin, 'Oh, how ya doin', Bob? Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead --$5,000.' Brothers be at the...

Posted: 10/25/1993

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