A.J. Jamal has appeared on the following Comedy Central shows: | A.J. Jamal Videos | A.J. Jamal Jokes |
The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.
Sisters can be rough.
The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.
You ever have a food stamp bounce?
A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.
Background singers have the coolest gig.
In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.
A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.
God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.
A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.
They said the darker you were, you know, you were further away
from the slave house. I learned that! The light-skinned people, they say, there was...
You ever go into a store, and they're watching you? Watching
you. White people stealing stuff -- walking out with couches, refrigerators,...
I've been walking for a half a mile -- I'm tired. I'm looking
at a car that's running with the keys in it. My first impression was 'Lord, I said...
You seen white people goin, 'Oh, how ya doin', Bob? Ah, no I.D.
with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead --$5,000.' Brothers be at the...
I'm tired of people saying all black people look alike. We
don't all look alike. Ain't it funny how they always say we all look alike until we go...
We need to just understand saying 'I love you' to your mom and
dad because you only get one mom -- and two or three dads.
We were watching this commercial on television. Commercial
said, 'If you're having problems with your mama whipping you, call this 800 number.' I...
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you
accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they...
My mom was the kind that'd send us to church but didn't go...
She'd give us scripture and didn't even know it. She just made up books. ''Cause in...