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A.J. Jamal - U.S. Aid

The only reason Bosnia didn't bomb us was because they were hungry.

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Posted: 07/22/93
Views: 1,786

A.J. Jamal - White Girls

Sisters can be rough.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,689

A.J. Jamal - Growing Up Poor

You ever have a food stamp bounce?

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Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,601

A.J. Jamal - Driving in L.A.

The diamond lane requires you to have a friend.

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Posted: 05/01/94
Views: 1,584

A.J. Jamal - Crime

A.J. makes sure nobody in the crowd's ever killed anybody.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,573

A.J. Jamal - Background Singer

Background singers have the coolest gig.

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Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 1,535

A.J. Jamal - Gangs

In L.A., if you go to the wrong neighborhood with the wrong colors on, you get hurt.

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Posted: 07/26/93
Views: 1,444

A.J. Jamal - Cars

God showed A.J. the way by leading him to a running car.

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Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 1,422

A.J. Jamal - Religious Parents

A.J. Jamal's mom used to make up her own scripture.

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Posted: 09/17/93
Views: 1,409

A.J. Jamal - Doing the Butterfly

A. J. Jamal is doing a dance, but he doesn't even know what it's called.

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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,375

A.J. Jamal: Big Butt

I like a big butt, though. I like a butt so big you can sit a clock radio and a drink on it.

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: After Christmas

My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was...

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: Los Angeles Homeless

Homeless people here are different. You ever notice that? Our homeless people are serious, man. They have signs that not only say, 'Will work for...

Posted: 05/12/1994

A.J. Jamal: The Darker You Are

They said the darker you were, you know, you were further away from the slave house. I learned that! The light-skinned people, they say, there was...

Posted: 07/26/1993

A.J. Jamal: Watching You

You ever go into a store, and they're watching you? Watching you. White people stealing stuff -- walking out with couches, refrigerators,...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Jeopardy!

I'm sweating like a black man on 'Jeopardy.'

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Make a Way

I've been walking for a half a mile -- I'm tired. I'm looking at a car that's running with the keys in it. My first impression was 'Lord, I said...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: At the Bank

You seen white people goin, 'Oh, how ya doin', Bob? Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead --$5,000.' Brothers be at the...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Look Alike

I'm tired of people saying all black people look alike. We don't all look alike. Ain't it funny how they always say we all look alike until we go...

Posted: 10/25/1993

A.J. Jamal: Love Your Parents

We need to just understand saying 'I love you' to your mom and dad because you only get one mom -- and two or three dads.

Posted: 11/04/1993